How to make moving day as miserable as possible

1. Hire guys to come load your truck for you and ask them to be three hours late
2. Rent a U-Haul that is too small to fit all your belongings
3. Decide which belongings you are willing to donate
4. Call your ever-helpful friend to come over with her mini van and take all unwanted items to the dump and/or goodwill.
5. Find out that despite your last-minute purging, there still isn't room for everything.
6. Have Hubby decide to run to a U-Haul place first thing in the morning to get a trailer attached to the back of the truck.
7. Feel guilt for allowing one of the loaders to throw your old bookcase off the balcony.
8. Feel guilt for wishing you could have been the one to give the bookcase it's final push.
9. Stay up until 1 am cutting dried-up mashed banana out of your carpet
10.Try pumping up your air mattress so you can get some sleep
11.Have pump die because you forgot to charge it
12.Sleep on the floor
13.Have toddler wake twice in the night crying
14.Ask your cat to poop in the tub at 5 am then have him spend the next hour and a half scratching at the tub trying to "bury" the evidence. Jerk.
15.Have toddler wake up an hour early

So far, so good. Jackson, Mississippi, here we come.