I just plucked an inch-long, dark brown hair off of my neck just below my jaw. Oh. My. Goodness. Tell me that didn't just happen.
I have a small black hair that grows straight down out of the bottom of my chin. It pops up every 6 months or so.
I had a skin tag in my armpit two years ago. My doctor ripped it off with tweezers.
I have another one on my eyelid, but it isn't flappy, so it's there for good.
Little bright red freckles have been popping up on my chest this last year.
I have a "hobbit toe" - the big toe on my right foot has a little bush growing on it. It's the only digit that gets shaved regularly. John is the one that named it "hobbit toe".
I started going grey when I was 16. For years I could pass it off as "highlights". Not anymore. I have a defined grey streak in my hair. Like a punk-rocker gone old.
I'm only 25. How much worse will it get?
My only consolation? John has one eyebrow hair that grows super long and looks like an antenna sticking out of a caterpillar.
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Oh, the mental pictures. I liked the Jon description best. I had a fit when I found my first "chin hair" and gray hair. At least it is all cosmetic stuff that can mostly be hidden. We are so stinkin vain, I tell ya what!
I found my first grays at 19. That was a little devastating. I was newly married, had put on a little weight and the grays convinced me I truly was turning into an old married woman. Fortunately I've gotten over that. :)
Okay. It's just freaky. Mike has the same antenna eyebrow hair. I haven't experienced chin hair just yet. But I'm dealing with ever more gray hair... but the idea of dying it is so high maintenance. And the red freckles are what my dermatologist called "Senile Spots". Nice. Thanks.
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